Best stuff on earth, my butt.

Snapple claims to be made from the best stuff on earth.  It's a little fuzzy, but the ingredient list to this Snapple Grape Berry Punch reads:

1. Filtered Water
2. High Fructose Corn Syrup
3. Citric Acid
4. Sodium Hexametaphosphate
5. Sodium Benzoate
6. Potassium Sorbate
7. Natural Flavors
8. Potassium Citrate
9. Calcium Disodium EDTA
10. Red 40
11. Blue 1

Mmmmm, I can't wait to crack this can open.  If this is the best stuff on earth, this earth seriously sucks.  There isn't even JUICE in this.  At all.  Oh, and it tastes like grape soda, which is probably not a good sign.  I can't even tell you what most of this stuff is.

Snapple, I am disappointed.